Tuesday!!!!

Not trying to force religion or anything on anyone, but I jsut thought this joke was cute!!!!! 

Jesus versus Satan

This is one of the best clean jokes I’ve seen in awhile!


Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer.

 

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough.
I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does the better job.’

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was
faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured,
and, of course, the power went off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

            Jesus just sighed.
                 Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them  
     restarted their computers. 

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power
went out!’

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’

         God just shrugged and said, 

‘JESUS SAVES’

5 Comments so far

  1. somemansdream @ November 4th, 2008

    LOL..yeah I have heard this before…still love it lol. Thanks for the laugh. Debbie

  2. kamaperry @ November 4th, 2008

    I love this one!!! hee hee!!

  3. b4ujdg @ November 4th, 2008

    That was great I loved it.

  4. mrswalp29 @ November 4th, 2008

    I love it. He sure does

  5. readytoemerge @ November 4th, 2008

    Cute! I’ll be sharing that one :)

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