Thursday!!!!!

Posted September 11, 2008
File under: Weight Loss

Weekend’s almost here!!! Thank GOD!!! Please pray for all the families here in Texas that will be affected by Hurricane Ike!!! My new, well future in-laws are from Rockport that has been mandatory evacuated that will be coming here to Austin and my sister lives in Houston which they are now saying could get pretty bad!!!! Just prayer for anyone and everyone is what I have been doing!!!!

So here is a hurricane joke!! This is my effort to keep things light, i am already at my maximum stress level with the wedding and everythign else. hope this doesn’t offend anyone!!!!

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the
firm’s guidelines based upon the hurricane’s intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to
avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.

Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you
avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be
provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.

Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we
will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take
extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.

Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when
the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate
cake at 3:00 pm in the cafeteria .

Have A Nice Day!SOunds like my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!