Archive for September, 2008

Monday!!!!

Sorry I have been MIA!!! With the wedding I jsut don’t ahve the time I had before!!! After October thinkgs should be back to normal!!!

This is more inspiring than a joke, sjut becuase well these daysI am sooo stressed, I need a laugh btu sometimes I need that reminder, don’t sweat the small stuff………..and it is all small stuff kinda thing!!!

A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target..

We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day

The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in ‘Mom let’s run through the rain,’ she said.

‘What?’ Mom asked.

‘Lets run through the rain!’ She repeated.

‘No, honey. We’ll wait until it slows down a bit,’ Mom replied.

This young child waited about another minute and repeated: ‘Mom, let’s run through the rain.’

‘We’ll get soaked if we do,’ Mom said.

‘No, we won’t, Mom. That’s not what you said this morning,’ the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom’s arm.

This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?

‘Don’t you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, ‘If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!’

The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn’t hear anything but the rain.. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes.

Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child’s life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.

‘Honey, you are absolutely right. Let’s run through the rain. If GOD let’s us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing,’ Mom said.

Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.

And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.

Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories…So, don’t forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.

I HOPE YOU STILL TAKE THE TIME TO RUN THROUGH THE RAIN.

Tuesday!!!!

Today may be Tuesday but it feels like Monday!!! So much to do so little time!!! 32 days left and counting!!! I may not have any hair left by the time the wedding comes!! ha ha!!!

Since I missed posting yesterday, got a few jokes for today!!!!

Clean can be funny.     
 
     
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’  So he tied her up and went golfing. 
                                             
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 A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’ 
 The husband said, ‘Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’ ‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’
 
 
 
 
     
                                                    
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. 
  
                                             
 
 
 
     
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 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters  

 
 
    
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’  ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’ 
 
 
    
         
 
 
 
     
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 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
 to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’ The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’ The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’               

  
                               
 
 
    
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Thursday!!!!!

Weekend’s almost here!!! Thank GOD!!! Please pray for all the families here in Texas that will be affected by Hurricane Ike!!! My new, well future in-laws are from Rockport that has been mandatory evacuated that will be coming here to Austin and my sister lives in Houston which they are now saying could get pretty bad!!!! Just prayer for anyone and everyone is what I have been doing!!!!

So here is a hurricane joke!! This is my effort to keep things light, i am already at my maximum stress level with the wedding and everythign else. hope this doesn’t offend anyone!!!!

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the
firm’s guidelines based upon the hurricane’s intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to
avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.

Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you
avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be
provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.

Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we
will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take
extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.

Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when
the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate
cake at 3:00 pm in the
 cafeteria .

Have A Nice Day!SOunds like my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wednesday!!!

Four men were at a bar having a drink,after several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.  
Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.’

The second guy said, “That’s terrific! My son is also my pride
And joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
To become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He’s so rich that he gave his best
Friend a brand new jet for his birthday.’

The third man said: ‘Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the
Best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
Construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
Birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.’

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
Returned from the restroom and asked: ‘What are all the congratulations for?’

One of the three said: ‘We we re talking about the pride we feel for
The success es of our sons. ..What about your son?’

The fourth man replied: ‘My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
A stripper at a nightclub.’

The three friends said: ‘What a shame… What a disappointment.’

The fourth man replied: ‘No, I’m not ashamed. He’s my son and I love him.
And he hasn’t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 sq uare foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends. 

Tuesday!!!!!!

Hello, sorry I am getting a late start this week and really busy!! The bachelorette went great, had a blast, will be posting some pictures soon!!!!

Subject:  Priceless 

 

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.   It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, ‘Good morning Alex.’

‘Good morning Pastor,’ he replied, still focused on the plaque. ‘Pastor, what is this?’  


The pastor said, ‘Well son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.’

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

‘ Which service, the 8:00 or the 9:40 ?’


Friday!!!

So glad it is Friday!!! Tomorrow is my bachelorette party!!! Will defintily post pictures!!! whoo hooo!!!!

A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of the little girls approaches Tommy and says, “Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?”
“Sure! What do you want me to do?” he asks.
The little girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”
“Communicate my feelings?” questions a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means…”
The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”

HA HA!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY AND A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!!

Thursday!!!!

Wednesday!!!

Tuesday!!!

Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter: 

 

 

“Want coffee.”

 The waiter says,  “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” 

  He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere

And then just walks out.


 

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling

Another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to

The waiter

 

“Want coffee.”


 

The waiter says “Whoa, Tonto!


 

We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.


 

What was all that about, anyway?”


 

The Indian smiles and proudly says ..

 

“Training for position in United States Congress:

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

Leave mess for others to clean up,

Disappear for rest of day.

HA HA!!!!

Flowergirl dresses came in!!!

Whoo hoo the flowergirl dresses we ordered online came in!! I was worried gettignt hem online, but thye were cheap!! but still look great and they fit great!! whoo hoo!!! My little neices just love to pose for the camera, especially the little one!!!

My only concern is depending on how the light hits them, they seem to fluctuate between ivory and white, but they are supposedly ivory, but hwo cares!! They look great in my opinion!!!!