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I think there are some who may just need a laugh this morning, so hopefully this will bring you one, or at least just a smile!!!

 

Everyone please keep Angela and her family in your prayers. Her mother passed away, she was goign thru alot medically. Everyone jsut wanted peace for her, whichever way the Lord saw fit!!! Please pray for Angela and her family!!!! Thank You

My sister was headed hom with her two daughters and my brother’s daughters, so they stopped by in Austin, so I could see them. I know San Antonio and Houston are close ot me, but with the wedding and everything, I just don’t get out of town as much as before, so it was great to see them all!!!

Kris with Trinity (on lap) and Aaliyah, Christian and Alycia

Pamela, my sister, and Aaliyah

Trinity trying to help Christian tie her shoes!!!

the girls were blowing bubbles!!!

Alycia and Christian

She wanted that popsicle, even though she had already had one!!!

Oh yeah, I knew I was forgetting something!! I got my wedding shoes as well. They are pretty simple but soooooo comfortable, which was my main priority!!! WHOOO HOOO

I said good on the last post, but it was actually a GREAT!!!! weekend looking back!!!

 Man, I gotta do soem work on my legs!! Not the size or anything, btu jsut how they look!!! ha ha, looking at this picture they look pretty rough!! ha ha

 but at least my pedicure looks good, which I have started doign myself to save the $22 bucks every two weeks!!!!

I am so lucky to be marrying such a great guy!!! He is so supportive of my weight loss!!!!

This weekend we did so well. We ate right on plan all weekend and Saturday went and did 2 hours of walking at the mall!!!! We were waiting on our rings to get ready, still no ring for me. His was finally ready for pick-up and correctly sized, only 2 weeks late!!, btu still not mine. The finally got it sized right, btu they pretty much wasted their time, becuase they never changed the band to white gold, sooooo right size, wrong gold, so hopefully they say it will be ready on Tuesday!! And everyone said I was doing everythign too early, btu I knew mess like this happens and it is still frustrating btu at least it is not goign to affect the wedding, ebcuase i did leave so much extra time!!!!! SO that was Saturday!!

Then Sunday, i woke up, did my aerobics tape, cook a good breakfast, then we had to go up to my job for a little bit and after that neither of us really wanted to just sit int he house all day, so we went for a nice stroll around downtown Austin,a nd ended up walking over 3 miles!!!whoo hoo!!! no wonder i lost 6 pounds this week!!!! I felt so good , he felt good!!!

Looks like I will definitly be in my dress in no time!!!!! WHOO HOOOO

 Here are some pictures of his ring!! You can’t see it that well, but it is a white gold band with a 2 carat flush mounted diamond!! He loves it!! he is already begging me if he can start wearing it now!! I told him no of course!! ha ha

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH 

  Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

 ‘Why?’ asks the father?

‘The teacher asked ‘How much is

2×3,” I said ‘6′, replies RALPHY.

 ‘But that’s right!’ says his dad.

‘Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How

much is 3×2?”  

‘What’s the f…… difference?’ asks

the father. 

‘That’s what I said!’
  
  
 

LITTLE RALPHY ON

ENGLISH
  Little RALPHY goes to school, and the

teacher says, ‘Today we are going to

learn multi-syllable words, class. Does

anybody have an example of a multi-

syllable word?’

RALPHY says ‘Mas-tur-bate.’ 

Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow,

little RALPHY, that’s a mouthful.’ 

Little RALPHY says, ‘No, Miss Rogers,

you’re thinking of a blowjob.’

  
  LITTLE RALPHY ON

GRAMMAR

 

Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet. 

He yelled out, ‘Miss Jones, I need to

take a piss!!’
 The teacher replied, ‘Now, RALPHY,

that is NOT the proper word to use in

this situation. 
 

The correct word you want to use is

‘urinate.’ Please use the word ‘ur-i-

nate’ in a sentence correctly, and

I will allow you to go.’

Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and

then says, ‘You’re an eight, but if 
you had bigger tits, you’d be a TEN!’
  
  
LITTLE RALPHY ON

GRAMMAR (Part 2)

  
One day, during lessons on proper

grammar, the teacher asked for a show

of hands from those who could use the

word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence

twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who

responded with, ‘My father bought my

mother a beautiful dress and she

looked beautiful in it.’
 ‘Very good, Suzie,’ replied the

teacher. She then called on little

Michael.

‘My mummy planned a beautiful

banquet and it turned out beautifully.’

  

She said, ‘Excellent, Michael!’ Then

the teacher reluctantly called on little

RALPHY.

‘Last night at the dinner table, my

sister told my father that she was

pregnant, and he said ‘Beautiful, just

f…… beautiful!”
  LITTLE RALPHY ON

GETTING OLDER

 

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park

bench munching on one candy bar after

another. 

After the 6th one a man on the bench

across from him said, ‘Son, you know

eating all that candy isn’t good for

you. It will give you acne, rot your

teeth, and make you fat.’
  Little RALPHY replied, ‘My

grandfather lived to be 107 years old.’

 

 

The man asked, ‘Did your grandfather

eat 6 candy bars at a time?’ 

Little RALPHY answered, ‘No, he

minded his own f……. business.
  
  
I LOVE Little RALPHY

Had such a bad day yesterday I know today HAS to be better!!! Drama at work, as usual, when you work with the bosses daughter there is always drama I am seeing!!! No matter what you do, even if you are right, they will never be on your side!!! but whatever!!!

So as if I hadn’t already had the day form hell at work, then I go my corsette bra thingy fitting (yeah I know the real name btu guess what, can’t spell it!!! ha ha) and my dress now doesn’t fit!!!! Fit last month but no this month!!! I guess it is true stress really does reak havoc!! So now I ahev to bust my ass these next 9 weeks!!! ARGHHH!!!!! I honestly will be so happy when all this is just over,a nd that saddens me. I feel like I should be happy and excited, but just too much crap has happened!!! ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!! I don’t know about anyone else but I definitly need a laugh this morning!!!! cuz I have no much to smile about!!!!

And since I am feeling so aggravated and bitchy, I don’t think there is anyone better to relate to today then Maxine!!!! Sorry if some of these I have posted before!!!!

 

 

 And my favorite one today!!!!

A blonde, brunette and a redhead came out of a bank robbery situation.

A cop came running behind them thinking that they robbed the bank so they all hide.

The brunette saw a bag full of cats and jumped in.

The redhead saw a bag full of dogs and jumped in.

The blonde saw a bag full of potato’s and jumped in.

A few minutes later the cop finally saw the 3 bags after searching.

She walked up to the bags full of cats and kicked it. The brunette went ‘meow’.

She walked up to the bag full of dogs and kicked it. The redhead replied ‘woof’.

She then walked up to the bag of potatos and kicked it…. the blonde then replied ‘potato!’

 HA HA!!!!

Here is the link to the commercial I shot for, the spa that I go to here in Austin!!!

http://austin.citysearch.com/profile/41867607/austin_tx/elements_laser_spa.html

it is so funny to me that you can shoot for a hour or more and it gets condensed down to like a minute, my part is actually only like 15 seconds!!!!

oh well, not exactly going to be the start to a new plus size modelling career but it was fun!!!!!

LITTLE OLD LADY~  There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped  onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky,  and shouted: ‘PRAISE THE LORD!’  

One day an atheist  moved into the house next door.

He  became irritated at the little old  lady.  

Every  morning he’d step onto his front porch after her and  yell: ‘THERE IS NO LORD!’

Time passed with the  two of them carrying on this   way  every day.  

One  morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted:  ’PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I  am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!   

The next morning she  stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge  bags of groceries sitting there.   

‘PRAISE THE LORD!’ she  cried out. ‘HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR  ME!’  

The atheist neighbor  jumped out of the hedges and shouted:  

‘THERE  IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE  GROCERIES!!’  

The little old lady  threw her arms into the air and shouted: ‘PRAISE THE  LORD!

HE HAS PROVIDED ME  WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!’

I think I may ahve posted this before but oh well can’t hurt to post it again!!!