Archive for July, 2008

Thursday!!!!

Posted July 31, 2008 * Comments(5)

 

And then the fight started

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive….

so, I took her to a gas station…..

and then the fight started….

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license

to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my

wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and

come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That

silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my

Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten

disability, too’

And then the fight started…..

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

nearby table.

My wife asked,’Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old

girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up

those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would believe a person could go on

celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started…..

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out

of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he

was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT

HAPPY’ !!!

So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’

And then the fight started….

Back, well Kinda

Posted July 30, 2008 * Comments(4)

Hello all!!! Well I know I have been MIA for a few days, but there has been alot goign on. My uncle passed away so I have been dealing with that, and then there is still the wedding and work and this and that…. Things are pretty hectic and emotional for me these days!!! I am hoping to be able to be on more, btu I jsut don’t know, playing things day to day at this point!!!

But here are some reasons we should not let men dress the baby!!!

And my favorite!!!

I don’t know what is funnier the shirts or the expressions on some of the kids faces!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Wednesday!!!

Posted July 23, 2008 * Comments(2)

Sorry guys I am super super busy with work this week!! And other drama that i will explain later, but I was told some of you guys need my morning joke, so here is a short one!!!

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.


After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?” 
 
He replied, “No.  I work for a condom company.  These are customer complaints.”

Why won’t my body catch up!!!!

Posted July 21, 2008 * Comments(7)

You know I was looking at old pictures,I know I know bad for me, but I was!! And I have noticed my face seems to be catching on to the whole weight loss thing alot better than my body!!! If you look at the pictures below you cna see what I am saying. My body, in my opinion, looks worse than before I started!! I mena I was big but i was solid, now everything is loose!!! I feel like I look like a melting ice cream cone!!!! ha ha

 Before:

     

  Now!!!

 

 I took this picture yesterday, July 20, 2008, getting ready to meet up with one of my bridemaids for soem shoe shopping!!! Sorry I hadn’t put my top shirt on yet, but I do have on a tank top you jsut can’t see it!!!

I mena there have been alot of changes in between those two sets, but I jsut wish my body would catch up and change as my face has!!! I guess I should be happy the progress is showing ANYWHERE!!

Finally have the shower pictures!!!

Posted July 21, 2008 * Comments(6)

Well I finally have the shower pictures, mainly jsut alot of me opening gifts (thanks Sonia, ha ah jsut kidding!!!), but here they are.

P.S. the theme of the shower was “Nice and Naughty” so everyone had to bring a nice gift and a “naughty” gift. I wonder if Ashlyn had known how wild my friends were gonna get would she have still done this theme??? ha ha

 

My mom in the chair and Allison looking at her.

 

My sister, Pamela, and her mother -in-law CJ!

My girls, Nico (wedding singer) and Ginger (bridesmaid)!

Me on my “throne”, umm is it just me or do I look cross eyed in this picture!!!

 Maid of honor, Sonia!

Okay, I have to explain this one!!! We were playing a game and at the end, Ashlyn had us write down a chore we hate and why!! So I put cleaning the bathroom, becuase you poop in there!! Then we had to pass it to the left and they had to read it, btu they had to replace the chore with SEX!! so yeah, you can go back and reread it to yourself, i won’t write it!!! Now you see why everyoen was laughing so hard!!!!

My “Naughty basket!!!”

Okay I knwo the smile is really cheesy, but hey, I just opened up an envelope with a bunch of twenties in it!!!! You would be smiling big as well!!!!

I love cards!!!!

There were about 50 more pictures, but they were pretty much just the same, me opening gift. I am not sure what happened to the pciture of the cake!!! yummm cake!!!! It was really pretty, if I find it, i will post it later!!!!

Monday!!!

Posted July 21, 2008 * Comments(3)

And now some love for the men in our lives!!!!!

 HAVE FUN TODAY!!!! DON’T LET MONDAY BRING YA DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday!!!!

Posted July 18, 2008 * Comments(2)

Gotta love kids!!!! I would hate to see what this looks like from the back!!!!

 

Wednesday!!!!

Posted July 16, 2008 * Comments(5)

Monday!!!!

Posted July 14, 2008 * Comments(5)

Sooooo tired!!!! had a great weekend!!! The shower was soooo much fun and we even went out and partied Saturday nigth and did like a bachelorette since all my girls had flown in for the shower!!! The next time I will have all my bridesmaid together is the day before the wedding so it was fun to be able to do somethign with all of them!!!

Sorry i don;t ahve a joke this mornign gotta run ina  meeting btu i will try and come back and post one!!!!

My Bridal Shower is tommorrow!!!

Posted July 11, 2008 * Comments(4)

So excited, can’t wait to see all my bridesmaids, some of them don’t live here in Texas and I haven’t seen then in a while!!! Having my bridal shower Saturday, think ti will be alot of fun!!

Angela we will miss you, but I totally understand with everythign youa re going thru right now, my heart and prayers still go out to you!!

I will post pictures on Monday!!! Have a great weekend everyone!!!

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