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Becuase I knwo you all are jsut sitting around relaly concerned about my wedding…..ha ha jsut kidding,but here is an update anyway!!!!

So I am 5 months to the date (well from yesterday) and I think I am in good shape!! I think……

I have the dress of course!!!! any excuse ot post pictures of my dress!!!! I love it love it love it and it makes me feel like a princess!!!!!!!

The church and reception are booked, and along with the reception hall comes, the catering and staff!!

my cake!!! along with out “themed” wedding cake which is Las Vegas and Kris’ turntable grooms cakes!!!

Invitations are picked out and wording choosen (have not ordered them yet though!!!!)

DJ is booked, photographer is booked!!!

 Rings are bought!!!!!!!!!!

Man there is much done but still sooo much to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now we are gettign closer to crunch time and all the little details need to be sorted out. Songs, pairing of the grromsmen and bridesmaids, hair styles, make-up…………… songs………… the list goes on and on!!!!!Well that is my update!!!!

I know I have posted this one before btu it was a while ago and i jsut think it is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

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And now some words of wisdom from our furry friends!!!

and most importantly!!!

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

“For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.  

The husband thought for a moment:  “Well, this is all very romantic,but an opportunity like this will never come again.  I’m sorry my love,but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

I know i only had 2 but I jsut wanted to post the pictures of the ladies hard at work doing all the favors and stuff this weekend!!!

above: (left to right) Ginger, one of my bridesmaids and Sonia my maid of honor!

below: me (looking rough as hell!!!) and my mom!!!!

The Amish and the Elevator

        An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that  could move apart and then slide back together again.

        The boy asked, “What is this, Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is”.

        While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

        They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.   Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

        The father said quietly to his son ….. “Go get your mother.”

Had a great weekend and Mother’s Day in San Antonio and got a bunch of wedding stuff done!!!!!!!!!!!Whooo hoooo!!!

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

Since i am not here ont eh weekends I jsut wanted to say Happy Mother’s Day to all early!!!!

Wally’s Wedding Night
 

At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.’

Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected ‘knock’ on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Wally. Again he is ready for more ‘action.’ Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action.’ And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: ‘You mean I was here already?

The moral of the story:
Don’t be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !!!!

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