Wednesday!!!!

Posted May 29, 2008
File under: Weight Loss

Today is the day!!! Today I chop off my hair!!! Whoo hooo!!!! but for now a joke!!!!

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s place with me

> and have a beer?” But there was no answer from his new Pet.

> This bothered him a bit,

> but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, “How about going

> to the bar and having a drink with me?”

> But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

> So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

> He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up

> against the centipede’s house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you

> like to go to Frank’s place and have a drink with me?

> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS……

> A little voice came out of the box: “I heard you the first time !

> I’m putting my freaking shoes on!”

3 Comments so far

cwbyht @ May 29th, 2008

:) Thanks for the great joke! Good luck with your haircut. I had long hair for years. (I am a guy of the seventies.) I recently got a military fade with a 4 inch flat top. I wanted a new look with my weight loss. You really will feel good with a new look!

-Jack
angela1 @ May 29th, 2008

lol again love the hair!!!
kamaperry @ May 29th, 2008

LOL, I wanna see your pic!