Gotta love the older generation!!!!!!!!!!

and my new favorite little character!!

 I hope when I am that age I can still do that!!!!!! Hell I hope I have that body!!!! ha ha

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started:

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

HA HA how normal are you???????Enjoy the day!!!!

So drummmm rollll!!!!!!!!!!!!! She took off like 4 inches!!!!!!

BUT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

side shot!!!

from the back!!

another side shot!!! other side!!

Okay okay enough pictures already!!!!

Let me knwo what you think, but honestly I love it so it doesn’t matter to me what anyone thinks for once!! ha ha yeah we shall see depends on how many people don’t liek it!!!!!

Today is the day!!! Today I chop off my hair!!! Whoo hooo!!!! but for now a joke!!!!

 This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy  an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

So of course while I was in San Antonio there was another party!! If you don’t knwo my friends always have a “theme” for their parties and this one was no exception!! The theme was beach!!!

Oh yeah forgot to mention, before anyione has a heart attach, I am cutting and dying my hair tommorrow!!! So excited, Kris is relaly excited, it is goign to be like a “T-Boz” (fromt eh group TLC) cut, or what i have been calling a reverse mullet!! ha ah, long sides and front, short short int he back!!!! So you cna see it in the pitures!! I wore a wig to San Antonio this weekend to the party to get soem real reactions!! i mena once it is cut of course peoeple will tell you they love it becuase it is too late, so i wanted to get some true reactions jsut in case I wanted ot change my mind!! The color highlights and color won’t be as dramatic as the wig was, becuase it was for a party so i went bolder than I would with my own hair, but you cna see the style. fromt he fron you can’t even see how short the back is but it is short!!!! Let me kwno what you think!!

My best friend Sonia, my maid of honor!!!, and her boyfriend!

The gangs all here!!!! Well at least all us girls!!!:

me and my baby!!!!

me and Nico!!

and my favorite out of all the pictures, me and my best friends!! Sonia and Ginger!!

So I am sooo excited!!! I went with my girls to put their bridemaids dress on order and decided ot look around and see if anything caught my eye for the rehersal dinner, and guess what!!! it did!!!!!!!!!!Whoooo hoooo

I relaly was looking for the basic sexy black dress, my and my maid of honor and best friend are wearing black sexy dresses to the rehersal to celebrate my last night so single sexyness!!! WHoo hooo their words not mine! I don’t consider myself sexy!@! I ahev my cute moments but sexy…ummmm not me but anyway let me kwno what you think!!! This dress is unlike anythign else I own and is totally not my style but I loved it and everyone else seemed to sooo…..

a little bit closer so you can see the details better!! i love the bug silk sash and bow on the side!!!!!

Let me knwo what you think!!!!

So glad the long weekend is finally here!!!!!whoo hooo

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!”

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.

He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”

The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!”

HA HA

Happy Memorial Day ALL!!! Say a prayer for my brother who is serving in Hondouras!! 8 months down 4 more to go, till he is home with his daughters again!!!!

So excited!!! I am goign back to San Antonio this weekend, man with all this travelling I am starting to feel like you Angela (ummm so when do I get to have your body!!!!! ha ha)!!! The two of my bridesmaids that live in San Antonio are finally gettign their dresses on order this weekend and requested me to come so…… Kris and I will head down when he gets off work Saturday. There is also a party at a friend’s house so I am dragging him along!!!! I don’t like going to the parties in San Antonio anymore because even though it is men i knwo and stuff and most of them even know and have met Kris and knwo we are gettign married, when he is not around they still act up. i guess becuase most of the group I hung out with in San Antonio, let’s be honest are promiscuoius!! btu ehy that has never been me and i am way to happy to even think of anyone else, btu when they start smoking and drinking then they feel the need to mess with me, but not when Kris is around, so yep he is coming for sure!!!!

And now for the laughs!!!!

looks liek the cat may think that is a toupee!!!

and now some words of advice!!!

Wow, thanks Angela, i didn’t even think to look at my anniversary for finding this wonderful site, and it looks like I have been here for a year as well as of the 7th of this month!! Man where does the time go!!!!!!!!!!!!

So now time for some of the worlds dumbest traffic signs!!!

 and my favorite!!!

have a good day!!!

Ain’t that the truth!!!!!!! I had such a good time last night!! Kris is wantign to get in shape as well before the wedding comes, he has put on 50 pounds since we started dating btu I don’t care!! I love a big beefy man, btu he says that isn’t fair becuase he loved me when I was big but I still changed it so I understand!! In the end of the day no matter how much we hear how good we look or how far we have come, I know for me at least, until I get to where I am trying to be, it won’t matter what anyone says!!! So we went for a walk around the gold course where we are having the reception and man we were getting worried becuase it didn’t look like it was going to circle back around and we had already walked over a mile and though we might have to turn around and jsut walk back, but it finally did!!! We walked about 3 miles total and jsut talked about wedding stuff and this and that! It was great!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so now for soem words of wisdom from…..well i don’t really knwo what that is, looks like a garfield version of the Dahli Lama or soemthing??????? anyways…..

and my favorite!!!