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The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive  is going to cost us.”
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm  voice said, “Come on in.”
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was  all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side  near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my  window?”

“Uh.yeah! , sir. We’re sure sorry about that,” the husband replied.

“Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for my self.”

Wow, that’s great!” the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, “I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”

“No problem,” said the genie “You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do.
And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!”

“And now you, young lady, what do you want?” the genie asked.
“I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country in the world,” she said.

“Consider it done,” the genie sai d. “And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!”
“And now,” the couple asked in unison, “what’s your wish, genie?”
“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.”

The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?”

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you’re right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind, but what about you, honey?”