Tuesday!!!!!!!!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The
6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks
into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” I don’t know, he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios!”
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I’ve heard that before, I absolutely love it. I didn’t comment on your last blog, but I did read it. I am sure you will find a place for the reception. These things have a way of working themselves out. Have a great day and thanks for the smile.
You brighten my morning…thank you!
lol lol lol That was great!!! lol lol lol
That one is funny no matter how many times you hear it! Good luck with the reception.
lol.. very cute.
Lmao!! Great! Thanks!
LOL and just for that I’m gonna have another fat ass bowl of Cheerios LOL
