I’m back!!!
I am back!! Not fully 100% yet, but back out of bed at least, and back at work!! i look liek a 
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mY CHEEKS ARE HUGE!! Looks like i am packing in food for the winter!!!
But hey I lost 2 pounds over the course of not being able to eat!! Not that that is a good thing, but hey a loss is a loss and I will take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Broccoli Casserole
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, ‘Skippy!’.
The woman thought, ‘This is great!’ and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip..
!
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, ‘Dammit Skippy!’
Once again the woman smiled and thought ‘Yes!’ A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn’t even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ‘Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!’
Sorry guys, i knwo bathroom humor so tacky, but hey still not feeling that great so I used the first joke in my email!!!!
Hope everyone is doing well!!!
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Welcome Back! And you still make us all laugh! Missed you so much….don’t worry the swelling will go down soon! Cheeks and all you still are beautiful!!!
Glad to hear that you are doing better. Thanks for the laugh!