Monday

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: “What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
“The woman replies, “It’s Keith. The midget.”
Yeah I know, but you gotta admit, you didn’t see that one coming!!!!

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lol… that was a good one and i didn’t see it coming.