Just because it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t!!!
Yeah, I had a horrible weekend, didn’t loose and weight, and still feel sore and achy doesn’t me I will not post a joke!!! We all still need a laugh right, now more than usual for me!!!
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’
The cat thought for a minute and then said, ‘All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.’
God said, ‘Say no more.’ Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat
The mice said, ‘Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.’ God answered, ‘It is done.’ All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, ‘Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?’
The cat replied, ‘Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!’
Hey we need a cute clean one every once in awhile. Have a great day!!!
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It was very cute
Love the little monkey haha!
I know you feel bad that you didn’t lose any weight this past week, but it will probably just cathch up with you this week and heck maybe you will have lost 2 or 3lbs this week. Keep your head up girl….
Love the jokes! Hey we all have weeks like that, you just keep up the hard work, it WILL come off! Hugs, Kama
See don’t that make you feel better! a joke will always bring a smile to your face!
I feel you girl, I did all the right stuff too I feel….but I lost none, and up today! Ughhh…I had a binge yesterday, and well now I must pay….
That is to cute.