Monday, but luckily it is a short week!!!!
Man, what a weekend!!!! I gained 9 pounds!!!! Not just over this weekend but I injured my knee on Thursday and haven’t been able to really do anything, and honestly with the holidays coming up this week and all the stress I have been under, I just didn’t make the effort to really watch my eating since I was unable to work out!! I know I know shame on me, but let me tell you when I am in the kind of pain I was in this weekend, I didn’t care about anything!!! Usually when my knee cap comes out of scoket I can put it right back in, it is excrusiating but only till it gets back in, but oh no!!! not this time it was out for almost 10 hours so I was in alot of pain so after and then it continued to hurt for the entire weekend, so I spent the whole weekend in bed!! Literally!!! Honestly I am not super concerned, I “started” also (you ladies and married men knwo what i am refering to!!) and I always retain alot of water, so I figure they will eb back off by next week so i am not going to stress about it. I am going to enjoy my holidays, cuz lord knows I need it!!, and I willbe back hard core on Monday!!! Okay okay enough about me, I know you guys just want the joke, so here it is……………
THE ZIPPER A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN.
A LADY CASHIER WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, “YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS
OPEN.” NOT A PHRASE THAT MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING
A BIT PUZZLED.
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID, “YOUR FLY IS
OPEN.” HE ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING.
AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE THE LADY WAS
THAT TOLD HIM ABOUT HIS “BARRACKS DOOR.”
HE WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH HER, SO WHEN HE REACHED THE
COUNTER HE SAID, “WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID YOU SEE A
MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?”
THE LADY (NATURALLY SMARTER THAN THE MAN) THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND
SAID , “NO, NO I Didn’t. ALL I SAW WAS A DISABLED VETERAN SITTING ON A
COUPLE OF OLD DUFFEL BAGS.”
Did I post that one already? hummmmm, well just in case here is another………………
NEVER LET YOUR MOM DO YOUR WEDDING INVITATION WHEN SHE DOESN’T LIKE THE WOMAN YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO MARRY!!!
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I hope your knee gets better OUCH!!!
Hye, don’t feel bad, I know you know how to get the pounds back off. Hope your knee is all better soon!
I’m sure you didn’t gain 9 pounds over the weekend. You knee is probably swollen and TOM all probably had a hand in it. Great attitude and willingness to just jump back on and not dwell on it all! Hope you get to feeling better soon!!!