Monday!! Sharky is rubbing off on me!!!
Definitly not ready for Monday!!!
So Sharky, i am with ya now, cuz my car has crapped out on me. I haven’t even had it 2 years, aren’t Lincoln Town Cars supposed to be dependable?? Well so the sucker won’t come out of Park, and I had a Ford Taurus that did the same thing and it was the transmission and it was $2000 for a new one, so i guess i will be on a car hunt!! I was so looking forward to no car payment!!! Such is life I guess…………………..
Anyway enough bad, how about a laugh!!!
Jane and Arlene
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
‘Doesn’t matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’
The pharmacist fainted.
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Lmao!!! Good one! Hey good luck on the car hunt!
Good luck on the car hunt!! I know car payments suck. I hope your day turns out better.
lol You can still buy a dependable used car. All five of my cars are used 1999 through 2005 no car payment is the way to go. Oh Britt;s honda civic is a 95. My honda truck is 2003, lexus 2000, ford explorer 1999 bmw 2001