Wednesday!!!
Posted October 24, 2007 
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How about some funny posters!!!
Archive for October, 2007
Biggest Looser!!! - (don’t read if you Tivo’d it!!!)
Posted October 23, 2007 Comments(9)
Comments(9) I am aologizing ahead of time if this blog doesn’t make any sense. I am soooo upset right now. My baby is laughing at me because I am in tears (don’t hate him, he didn’t realize I was serious until he looked over and saw me crying!!!). I am just so disgusted and I can’t help it, i am a cryer!!! When I get ot like a point of utter frustration then I cry, and I know it is just a show, but I was super super pissed of at what Neil did. And then even more pissed off that they all just went along with it and let it happen!!! I know it is technically a game and a show, but people are trying to change their lives!! Trying to make real changes. people, probably tons on here, would die for this kind of opportunity. I know it is a show, but come on man. The even more messed up thing is he didn’t really just cheat for this show, but also for the next one, cuz he is goign to have phenominal numbers next week, thanks to what I can only call one of the dirtiest moves I have ever seen on reality TV!! Granted I don’t want reality TV cuz I just can’t stand to see the worst really just come out of people but this was just low!! I don’t know, my boyfriend says I take weight loss way to serious sometimes, but he has never been fat! He has never ever even been overweight so until you have been there, you just don’t know what a true struggle it is,a nd then to see someone given a real opportunity and just blow it like that in the name of “game play” it is just WRONG!! I really had faith in the rest of the cast that they would not just let it go down like that, but once again i was wrong. I just don’t know…… Hell I guess the network got what it wanted I am sure this was a highly rated episode as will “the AFTERMATH!!!” next week, but I honestly can’t say that I will be watching because the show just isn’t what I was watching for anyway!! I don’t know, maybe I need to get a grip and a life, but I am just venting here!!!
Hope you all have a good night!!!
Biggest Loser (still watching right now)!!!!!!!!
Posted October 23, 2007 Comments(3)
Comments(3) Hey I am wastchign the biggest loser right now, but I just had to say that I am rooting for AMY!!! She has been kicking ass this episode and I agree with how she feels!! I would have been mad at Kim also!! I mean I only say the flashback clips, because I missed last episode!!!! But from what I saw I would have worked with Jillian also!!! Plus I just like Jillians training better, but I think it is wrong for a trainer to tell the person they only lost the weight for them!! Hello, I am not something you are building!!! I am doing this for myself!!!! NOT YOU!!!
Las Vegas Pictures
Posted October 22, 2007 Comments(7)
Comments(7) Here are the pictures from Vegas!!! I tried to put like an explination for each one, ahead of the picture. Enjoy
Me with my girl Jennifer cruising int he back seat on the strip:
Kris & I with a dancer outside of Mardi Gras Casino:
*This picture makes me look huge next to her!!! DANGIT!*
Kris and myself and Jennifer and her boyfriend Chris on Freemont Street:
I don’t know what I was saying, I think i was trying to tell the lady how to use the camera!!!
Here is all of us again outside New York, New York:
Kris and me outside Excalibur:
Kris & I outside NYNY:
Me being silly getting coins out of an old fashioned slot machine that actually dropped out quarters!!!:
Me pulling the big machine handle on a Jumbo slot!!!
You know what is sad, I am looking at these pictures, we only remebered to actually take the camera when we left the room twice!!! I brought 4 suitcases of clothes and all my pictures are int he same two outfits!!! DANGIT!!!!
Biggest Loser!!!
Posted October 22, 2007 Comments(2)
Comments(2) Hey, I missed last weeks Biggest Loser while I was in Vegas, can someone fill me in???? Thanks
It’s Monday and I’m BACK!!!!
Posted October 22, 2007 Comments(5)
Comments(5) Hi everyone!!!
It is monday and man am I tired!!! I think I am still on Vegas time, sooo sooo sleepy this morning!!!!
The trip was great!!!!!!!!!! We had a awesome time. I will get some pictures loaded hopefully today or maybe tommorrow, just trying to get caught up here at work!!! Oh yeah, not official, becuase I am waiting to see if all my bad eating will catch up with me, but unofficially when i got on the scale this morning looks like I lost 14 pounds this vacation (last week!!)!!!!!!! 14 POUNDS!!! Gotta love Vegas, tons of walking!!!!
But here is a laugh for you guys!!!!
About those Church Hymns
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.”
The pastor shouted out “CROSS.”
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, “THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.”
The pastor hollered out “GRACE.” The congregation began to sing “AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.”
The pastor said “POWER.” The congregation sang “THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.”
The Pastor said “SEX” The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,
a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing “PRECIOUS MEMORIES.”
Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.
Friday!!!!
Posted October 12, 2007 Comments(7)
Comments(7) 
Okay so my vacation officially starts today at noon!!! So I can’t wait!! We don’t leave for Vegas till Tuesday but my partying like aROCK STAR begins now as far as I am conserned!!!!! WHOOO HOOO
So since I am going to be out for a while, I figure I might as well leave you guys with several laughs!!!! So here we go!!!
Sometimes these “heartwarming” stories are a bit too sappy for me but this one is truly interesting…
In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mikele approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mikele worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mikele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mikele never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mikele was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mikele and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mikele, lifted its front foot off the ground; then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mikele couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mikele summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mikele’s legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn’t the same elephant.
‘BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER’
In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white
male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at
the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious
behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, ‘You know
how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn’t anyone around’ he stated in a telephone interview.
Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged ‘need.’ ‘Guess I was really into it, you know?’ he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
‘It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,’ said officer Taylor.
‘I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he’s just banging away at this pumpkin.’
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor. ‘I said, ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you’re having sex with a pumpkin?’
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said…..
‘A pumpkin? ….. Shit…is it midnight already??!
How bout these ads!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are your sides hurting from all the laughing yet??? I hope so!!!!
Hypocrites!!!!!!!!!
Posted October 11, 2007 Comments(11)
Comments(11) You know, I am really upset right now, and I really try not to let people upset me but hypocracy is a big big big pet peeve of mine. I know we are all human and all and we all make mistakes and we all judge sometimes but I just really think people just don’t think sometimes.
I am not going to give names or call people out, but YOU know who you are. Of course, once again I had some spare time so I was reading some blogs, and let me just say some of the people on this site, in my opinion, are not here for the right reasons, or are just so miserable that they want everyone else miserable as well. I know this post seems kinda coded or hard to follow but my mind is really all over the place right now.
I really just wanted to blog, as my last kinda, I don’t know warning about the people who are commenting and emailing (becuase you don’t want other people reading the things you are saying to me) me saying I am inconsiderate of this or that, or my jokes offended them and blah blah blah. Once again, I say, if you do not like what I am saying, then it is simple DO NOT READ MY BLOG!!!! I am just tired of getting negative emails from people about what I posted or a comment I made, just to go look at your blogs, you who have the nerve to say something to me about how you were offended or hurt by something I post and then you go on your blog and say things that are worse!! MUCH WORSE!!! As, I have been told at least the things, a few, have a problem with that I post are not weight related, which is ultimately the reason we are all here and the most important issue we discuss. I just wish people would think sometimes. i swear if I ahve to read another blog about someone saying ” I am disgusting becuase I need to loose 50 pounds.” or “I should never leave the house becuase I weigh 235!! and that is humongous!!!” Hello people there are alot of us here who weigh alot more than that, and how do you think reading that kind of crap makes us feel!! Well it really doesn’t make me feel anything, becuase luckily I don’t define myself by anyones standards but my own, but there are alot of people on this site who are struggling. They hate themselves or have extremely low self esteem, and maybe I have taken it upon myself becuase i don’t think they would have the guts to say hey, that is what I weigh and that ain’t cool, but I just really feel on a weight loss site, more than anywhere else, maybe we should try and be a little more sensitive when we just up and decide what weight is acceptable and what weight isn’t. I might just be in a bad mood today or something, but it just really erked me. Not becuase someone feels that way about themselves, but more becuase that very same someone told me I was offensive and that I needed to think about the feelings of the people reading my blog and then the *&%#$ goes and does something that in my opionion is worse. Well see below of what I think of you!!!!!!!!
Thursday!!!!!!!!!!
Posted October 11, 2007 Comments(3)
Comments(3) Just today and tomorrow and then I am off work until the 22nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t leave for Vegas till Tuesday but it will still be nice to just start my vacation the minute I walk out the door on Friday. I get 3 weeks a yeah but I only take 1 normally, so when i do take it, i go all out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I soooo need it, there has been alot going on and I am just looking forward to leaving everything behind and just enjoying some time away with my man!!!!
not that I am going to the beach but…………………….
Oh yeah so also, just incase you guys hadn’t realized it, I will not be on buddyslim once I go. Yep leaving everythign behind, not even taking my laptop this time!!!
Yes, it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the honourable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.
The chef’s claim was approved.
3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare toBulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days.
5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer . . .
$15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime
committed?)
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.
The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.
8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”
9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and
demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. (*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER)
10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he’d ever had.
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