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So, i did not see the biggest loser last night!

We had our final walk thru in the house, you kwno where you go and notate any stuff that is damaged alreadys o we don’t get charged for it when we leave!! Well that didn’t end until almost 8:00pm and yeah I couldn have watched it but honestly I was so discouraged by the events of last week, I really just didn’t care to watch it!!!

So what happened? Who went home?

The Psychiatrist and Proctologist…
 
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.” The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.” This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they  changed the sign to “Catatonics and High Colonics.” No go.

 So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts.” Not a chance. “Nuts and Butts?”  No way.

“Freaks and Cheeks?” Still no go.

 ”Loons and Moons?” Forget it.
 
Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and  Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.” 
 
Everyone loved it.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!

Funny animals!!!!

Man, I am so bummed. I just realized I will have to leave the Clay Madsen Recreation Center and my Curves!!! That sucks big time, it has been such a big part of my life for over six months now!!!!

I mena my Curves membership will just transfer to one in my new area?? Hey any ladies in Austin go to the 620 Curves or one that is close to McNeil and 183/Spice Wood Springs area??? I know that is a long shot but oh well!!!

Just a sad realization, still really really really excited about the house though. Hey I will have enogh room now to just get a treadmill or bike and work out at home for free!! Join Angela for some early morning TaeBo!!! Thats a nice thought!!! Hmmmmm okay now I feel a little better but I will miss my Curves buddies (luckily my Curves is not like Angela’s, thye are really supportive!!).

Well talk to you all tommorrow!!!

So one of my biggest stresses is now fixed!! (Read previous post “don’t know what is wrong with me for explination!!!). We found a place!!! WHOOO HOOO!!! Signed the lease and left the deposit yesterday!!!

It is perfect, well not perfect but has the major points I wanted!!

1. Large kitchen 2. at least 2 bedrooms 3. closer to work!!!

I was really stressing out becuase we had to leave our apartment and all the places I was finding were like $1300+ and we only pay $600 now so that is a big jump, I mean I can afford it but I have become comfrtable in my lifstyle and that would definitly have to change!! Plus I couldn’t find anything closer to work. I mean 1 hour time is just ridiculous. Plus with the toll roads and gas I was spending and extra $200 a month just to go to work!!!

So we found a place that we think is perfect, as close to perfect as we are gonna get! It is like 15 minutes from my job and is a 4 bedroom ( 1 bedroom has it’s own outside access so Kris is going to use that one as his studio so he can do his msic and have people over nad it won’t disturb me!!) with 2 full bathrooms!! Beautiful kitchen!! Plus the landlord is goign to continue the yard maintenace so that is a added value, cuz I do not do yard work and Kris seemed very unenthused about doing it either!! Tons of cabinet space and a nice big kitchen, we have one counter now, I don’t even like to cook anymore because it is too cramped. Plus we will be able to get rid of Kris’ storage unit also!!!

The only downside is it isn’t a new house. You can tell it is older, but the landlord is still going to do (pay for!!!) andy maintenance needed!! I mean I don’t care if it is some huge new fancy house or not, we just needed more room!!! and now we got it. It as this maroon plush carpet that is kinda an eyesore but it feels sooooo good on your feet, I don’t even care!!!

I AM SOOO EXCITED!!!!!

I included some pictures below, but keep in mind this is how the house is now with all her stuff still in it, YEAH that furniture is DEFINITLY not mine!! I will post some more pictures once we get our stuff in nad do some major redecorating, but I am just so excited I wanted to post something now!!!!

Outside front view:

Outside covered patio with French doors!!:

 you can’t really see it but it does have a covered patio. It is like thatch but there is a clear cover over that you can’t see so we can be outside even if it is raining!!!

I just love the swirl marble counter tops in the bathroom, though I have to do something with the mirror, needs like some trim or something???:

Master bedroom (which I love because it has a huge bathroom and walk in closet on one side, then an additional closet on the otherside!! Plus it is big enogh to fit my california king wall-unit bed!!!:

Additional bedroom, which will be my office!!!:

Living room!!! I love the firplace and the shelving to the right of it, we have alot of sports memoribilia and autographed footballs (Man I sooooo spoil Kris!!!!) that we will dispy there and the area to the left is a perfect fit for our big screen TV, which I will be able to see while cooking in the kitchen!!!!:

And I am special, becuase now going thru my pictures I didn’t get any from her of the kitchen!! One of my favorte parts!!! Oh well, once we get all our stuff in, I will be sure to include those!!!

SO I love it!! It feels so cozy and won’t be a nightmare to clean like the other massive places we looked at!!!!

Hey Pretty Lady

THIS IS A TOAST…. 2
US…

FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US,

THE LOSERS WHO HAD US,

AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!

YOUR BEAUTIFUL JUST AS

YOU ARE!!!!!!

I don’t know if I am just having that back to reality lull after vacation or what, but I just feel kinda blah!!!

I mena maybe it is just stress, between Kris lookign for a job and gettign discouraged that he isn’t fining anything, and planning the wedding, trying to work on the buddy slim conference (And Angela don’t you dare try to say anything, I am doing it and that is that, so don’t even leave me no comment saying see, I knew it would be too much for you, becuase it is not!!!), and regular work, plus we are having to move becuase I make too much money and my appartment is booting me!!! (Yeah, how dumb is that!!! Oh you are a great tenant and have never been late ever in the last 2 years you ahve been here, but becuase there are some people in the complex who get housing assistance then the whole complex has to abide by the assisted living guidelines which means as one person I can only make up to $38,000, which is crap, hello this is Austin, TX who can live off that, well not me!!!!) So I am just a little stressed. Wish I could go back to last week and just do vacation all over again!!!!

Well at least it is Friday and I can kinda relax over the weekend, my friend is coming into town for her bday so i am sure she will have me running the streets!!!

Hope you all have a GREAT!!!! weekend!

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high,
I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot.
 My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to
 be complicated and it would solve my physical
 problems. He said just think in colors…
Fill your plate with bright colors… greens,
 yellows, reds, etc.
 

I went right home and ate an
entire bowl of :

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi… You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.”

The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You’ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year.”

The guy, wide-eyed, says, “You’re Bullshittin’ me!

The Social Worker says, “Yeah, well… You started it.”