Anyone need a Monday laugh????
An Irishman named O’Malley.An Irishman named O’Malley went to his doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.”O’Malley was shocked, but managed to compose
himself and walk into the waiting room, where his son had been waiting. “Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good and we celebrate when things don’t go well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. Let’s head to the pub and have a few pints.”
After 3 or 4 pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were
eventually approached by some of O’Malley’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. O’Malley told his friends they were drinking to his
impending end.
“I have been diagnosed with AIDS. “The friends gave O’Malley their condolences, and they had a couple of more
beers. After the friends left, O’Malley’s son leaned
over and whispered, “Dad, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS.”
O’Malley said, “I don’t want any of them sleeping with your Mother after I’m gone.”
– Gotta love the Irish (My baby is Irish!!!)
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lol loll olollol.l..ll Hey girlie love it! Also checked out Katt Williams Pt.1 looking for two it was great and thank you!!!!
LOL Thats good
Awesome! Thanks, I needed that!
Another good one. I’ve got to call my sister and cheer her up! Hug, Marge